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dont argue with prostrate-tants.
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crazy how it feels so much better to cup ur balls when jerking off. like not even cupping them but u gotta rest them on something at least.
i specifically remember an orgasm from 2019 cause it was so powerful that it created wat St. Aquinas would call a “trauma passion.” i was sitting on the toilet resting my balls on the toilet seat and a log of shit was coming out of my ass and i was staring at some 15 year old hapa whore on instagram and was tugging my boner so violently that my balls were clanging against the seat and i was kinda thrusting with it but my feet were constrained by my boxers which were around my ankles. when i orgasm’d i shot big clumpy spurts straight up in the air and some of it hit my face but most of it fell into my boxers. i didnt even clean myself off and i wore my soggy boxers for the rest of the day as penance (this was right around when i discovered Christ)
i specifically remember an orgasm from 2019 cause it was so powerful that it created wat St. Aquinas would call a “trauma passion.” i was sitting on the toilet resting my balls on the toilet seat and a log of shit was coming out of my ass and i was staring at some 15 year old hapa whore on instagram and was tugging my boner so violently that my balls were clanging against the seat and i was kinda thrusting with it but my feet were constrained by my boxers which were around my ankles. when i orgasm’d i shot big clumpy spurts straight up in the air and some of it hit my face but most of it fell into my boxers. i didnt even clean myself off and i wore my soggy boxers for the rest of the day as penance (this was right around when i discovered Christ)
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there was a guy who showed me dune and kerbal space program who didnt have a job and had waist long hair who killed himself in the backyard when he started reapplying for jobs. i imagine he wouldve acted similar if he didnt have the balls to shoot himself. respect tbh
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cool story bro.
i wanna roleplay as a cow in a factory farm and have my boner machine milked into a pail and then have my head cut off or watever they do there idk i never read animal farm lmao
shuddup.
a saint once said “when the blood is heated, the spirit is cooled” and i think about that whenever i get a boner. srs
its past my bedtime fuck u
i wanna roleplay as a cow in a factory farm and have my boner machine milked into a pail and then have my head cut off or watever they do there idk i never read animal farm lmao
shuddup.
a saint once said “when the blood is heated, the spirit is cooled” and i think about that whenever i get a boner. srs
its past my bedtime fuck u