went out last night to a tiki bar and got drunk.
walked up to girl and said "i wanna fuck ur butthole, lady." then i did a fortnight dance and her boyfriend uppercutted my chin but i ate that shit like a mcRib and immediately pulled guard and triangle choked that nigger.
"tap out, fagot" i said casually, while he was squirming around. i turn to the girl, "so... about that butthole fucking I was inquiring about." suddenly I remembered I left my oven on at home so i went back, and afterwards i prayed the rosary and Christ entered me and my soul was filled with Light.