The Chat Thread

[JadenMcNeil]

learn how to post images boomer retard

 

[DonDon Patch]

thanks.

learn how to dynamically resize though (advanced maneuver on xenforo)

 

[muttonhead]

thanks.

learn how to cup my balls and look me square in the eye while ur strokin it, boy.

 

[muttonhead]

if i reveal my emoticon stash u betta get me uh fuckin uh… harem of 16 y/o lighskin’d cheerleader hoes with pink nipples (surgetically enhanced coloring. we talkin big league chew bublergum) and im high i forgot wat i was gonna say

 

[muttonhead]

lightskin’d hoe chewing bubbleyum: call that a nigger bubble

 

[DonDon Patch]

if i reveal my emoticon stash u betta get me uh fuckin uh… harem of 16 y/o lighskin’d cheerleader hoes with pink nipples (surgetically enhanced coloring. we talkin big league chew bublergum) and im high i forgot wat i was gonna say

wrong thread brah.

 

[muttonhead]

i cant be constrained by the artificial limitations of threads fagot. you look out and see only threads everywhere. i see the whole rug.

furthermore, i love that feeling when i’m scratching my itchy butthole through my boxers and im just goin to town in there and it feels like im gonna orgasm. i wonder if that’s like prostate orgasm or sumn. im not a faggot so i wouldnt know *smirk* except on the weekends maybe *shyly kicks some dirt even though im standing on the tile floor of my kitchen (as im typing this on my iphone and im high wonder why im uh… hmm my train of thought has left —)—-> the station shuddup nigger.

 

[muttonhead]

how many niggers does it take take to screw in a lightbulb?

1, if he’s a plantation certified nigger slave.

the only problem is why ain’t got none of them no more, ya dum sumbitch!

*spits tobacco glob 15 meters into a tin bucket* PINGGGGGG

*wipes drool from mouth with back of hand*

NOW…. wait wat was i saying woops is the wrong thread again. sure hope the mods dont spank me *smirk* cause i might get a big ol boner. i want u to pinch my boner between. ur thighs when ur spanking me, mother. it really adds to the punishment. also when i cum from the friction and having a hot sting on my bare bottom from ur hand and thrn i cum and dribbles down ur leg onto ur bare feet and its uh…

wait is this the right thread i lost track again uhhh. nigger shuddup k

 

[DonDon Patch]

i cant be constrained by the artificial limitations of threads fagot. you look out and see only threads everywhere. i see the whole rug.

furthermore, i love that feeling when i’m scratching my itchy butthole through my boxers and im just goin to town in there and it feels like im gonna orgasm. i wonder if that’s like prostate orgasm or sumn. im not a faggot so i wouldnt know *smirk* except on the weekends maybe *shyly kicks some dirt even though im standing on the tile floor of my kitchen (as im typing this on my iphone and im high wonder why im uh… hmm my train of thought has left —)—-> the station shuddup nigger.

that's how it starts for every faggot and then before you realize it, you're "scratching" your prostate with a traffic cone.

 

[muttonhead]

bro if i had bought bitcoin in 2016 i’d have greta thunberg doing summersaults on my dick rn while im throwin cash, acid rain on that hoe fr