post the last thing you LOL'd at

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[Ricky_von_Pianti]

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[DonDon Patch]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1785351922716663913

Take, for instance, the time you went to the bathroom to take a shower
You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush
Everything was set
But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you
You didn't know where or how
That is one instance of how fucked up you are

A second instance of how fucked up you are
You was going to cook you some breakfast
Well, you went in there and you put some toast in the toaster
Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it
You got you some eggs out, some bacon
Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee
Got some jelly and some butter
Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill
Everything was fine, except for one thing
You had to call me in there to show you how to use a fork

 

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