Semi-Charmed Life

Semi-Charmed Life

“Ancient man had Datura

The Natives had Peyote

The Indians had psilocybin

The Arabs had hashish

The counterculture had LSD

And as for modern man?

Modern man has Monster Energy™ and also BENADRYL® Allergy ULTRATABS®.”

COLE.MONSTER

This was true, so true even. But now something glorious this way comes……

From Fox News:

FIRST ON FOX: Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., sent a letter to Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra on Tuesday expressing her “grave concerns” about the department’s program that could reportedly use taxpayer money to distribute crack pipes to drug addicts.

The Washington Free Beacon initially reported on the program, noting that the department would prioritize applicants in “underserved communities” as defined under one of President Biden’s executive orders. An HHS spokesperson reportedly told the Beacon that the grants would fund smoking kits with pipes for users to smoke crystal methamphetamine, crack cocaine and “any illicit substances.”

The grant document references Biden’s executive order 13985, titled “Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government.” 

Trump stole our mint pods and Biden gave us free crack. Any questions? This is what the hood needs right now. Bluepilled Drumpf raises age to buy nicotine products to 21. Based Brandon gives crack pipes to minorities for you just cuz.

From Fox News:

President Biden criticized a controversial bill making its way through the Florida legislature that addresses conversations teachers have with their students about gender and sexual orientation.

“I want every member of the LGBTQI+ community — especially the kids who will be impacted by this hateful bill — to know that you are loved and accepted just as you are,” the president tweeted Tuesday. “I have your back, and my Administration will continue to fight for the protections and safety you deserve.”

I never thought I’d see the day the President was telling me he had my gay son’s back. Beautiful isn’t it? I’ve fought long and hard for this exact thing. I’m so weary and broken. All I have ever wanted in life was to smoke crack with my african Americans and have my LGBTQI+ children protected by the government.

Best country on Earth btw.